A Connie (Coni)

Urban Dictionaried my name (yeah, I just made dictionary a verb, so?)

I had to switch it up to Connie...you'll see why-

1. Connie
Connie's are usually absolutely gorgeous girls. They have a love for bright colours and are usually hyper-active. They are known to come out with random things. Connie's are totally unpredictable! Boys are always chasing after Connie's (pffft not fair!!!) Everybody knows that if you are friends with a Connie you are special. Connie is also a fish name.
Everybody wants to be a Connie!

Woah! Have you seen Connie? Ain't she gorgeous!

I'm jealous of Connie, she has half the school chasing after her!

2. Connie
Connie is short for Constance. You will most likely find a Connie meditating in the middle of the street, running around with a tutu screaming "OYSTER SAUCE", or playing dead in the middle of an elevator. Just because she doesn't give a &*^%. Connie's are fun, pretty, weird, and stylish. If you have a Connie, hold on to her, because she is special.
DUDE WTF IS THAT.
Thats Connie.
constance random weird fun awesome

3. Connie
A kind, sweet, beautiful girl who is also surprisingly outgoing yet lacks self esteem. She loves to hang out and has a personality to die for. Meeting a Connie results in love at first sight for most people, and Connie's are usually asked out on a regular basis. Many other girls are generally jealous of a Connie. Connie's also have great bodies and are usually super hot. Most guys are jealous of the boyfriend of a Connie. Most of the time guys that Connie's dates turn out to be regrettable. Usually, it is said that a Connie will tell her best friends that she would have rather dated the guys she rejected than the ones she actually dated. Connie's are very thoughtful people and if you have one, never let go because you've got a treasure unlike any other!!
Guy 1 -Damn! Did you see that chick? Shes so hot!
Guy 2 -Yea! dude shes all mine.
Guy 1 -You're nuts she'd never date you!
Guy 2 -WTF man I thought we were on a team here!

Guy- Connie, I love you.
Connie- I love you too (realizes later that that guy was totally bullsh*ting her.)

4. connie
short nickname for constance also a friendly person.
constance=connie shorted
your quite connie today.

5. connie
The most beautiful girl in the world, also a hottie with a body, most deffinatley. Connies are amazing! If you ever meet a girl named Connie, bow down to her.. and RESPECT her. Connies may become famous some day... so u might want to get to know her. shes a cool kid.
omg! connie is soo hott and cool!
connie is so freakin kick butt

6. Connie
Girl who wacks her boyfriend on the head.
Look at that Connie hit him!

7. Connie
Cocaine.
Damn, after the day I've had, I need to have a loooong talk with Connie.

I like that the consistant theme is beauty and oddness, I'll take that. Number 6 was a little random. Don't tell Pete!

Here is why I had to change my name spelling:

1. Coni
V. The process of deleting statuses, comments, or wall posts on Facebook to hide anything that may make you look bad
You better Coni that shit before you get P-Messed.

2. coni
a makeshift condom, eg a mars bar wrapper and a elastic band.
oh god i had to make a coni last night!

So, umm...you can maybe see why I wanted to change that up a little bit.